Mike Dan Butterscotch is a 22-year-old health centre receptionist who enjoys bridge, surfing the web and planking. He is exciting and giving, but can also be very selfish and a bit violent.

He is addicted to the internet, something which his friend Brendan Roman Kelly pointed out when he was 15. The problem intensified in 2014.

He is an Afghan Jedi who defines himself as asexual. He finished school and then left academia. He is obsessed with bagels.

Physically, Mike is slightly overweight but otherwise in good shape. He is short with pale skin, grey hair and black eyes.

He grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. His mother left when he was young, leaving him with his father, who was a drunk.

Mike’s best friend is a health centre receptionist called Brendan Kelly. They get on well most of the time. He also hangs around with Ty Martinez and Erica Moss. They enjoy traveling together.

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